Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Merry Christmas!

This fits well with work tonight:

Making the Best of the Holidays

by James Tate

Justine called on Christmas day to say she
was thinking of killing herself. I said, "We're
in the middle of opening presents, Justine. Could
you possibly call back later, that is, if you're
still alive." She was furious with me and called
me all sorts of names which I refuse to dignify
by repeating them. I hung up on her and returned
to the joyful task of opening presents. Everyone
seemed delighted with what they got, and that
definitely included me. I placed a few more logs
on the fire, and then the phone rang again. This
time it was Hugh and he had just taken all of his
pills and washed them down with a quart of gin.
"Sleep it off, Hugh," I said, "I can barely under-
stand you, you're slurring so badly. Call me
tomorrow, Hugh, and Merry Christmas." The roast
in the oven smelled delicious. The kids were playing
with their new toys. Loni was giving me a big
Christmas kiss when the phone rang again. It was
Debbie. "I hate you," she said. "You're the most
disgusting human being on the planet." "You're
absolutely right," I said, "and I've always been
aware of this. Nonetheless, Merry Christmas, Debbie."
Halfway through dinner the phone rang again, but
this time Loni answered it. When she came back
to the table she looked pale. "Who was it?" I
asked. "It was my mother," she said. "And what
did she say?" I asked. "She said she wasn't my
mother," she said.


From the March 10, 2009 Writer's Almanac.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

The Dreaded Newborn Fever

Saw this article in the NY Times this morning and it got me thinking about the infants that come into our ED with fevers. WebMD has an article for parents on the same topic. If you're a parent and found this post because your infant has a fever, call your doctor to decide what to do.

If you read the article, you'll get the basic idea of if and how we decide to treat a 1-3 month old infant with fevers. If you didn't read the article, here's how things go at our institution:

- <1> 38 C (100.4 F): CBC, blood culture, cath urinalysis, cath culture, and CSF studies. An IV is placed and heplocked, unless the baby has been vomiting or "diarrhea-ing" - then they get IV fluids. As soon as all cultures have been obtained, the infant is started on IV antibiotics (generally ampicillin and cefotaxime, and if maternal history of herpes, Acyclovir). A chest x-ray is often ordered. The infant is then admitted to the floor for scheduled IV antibiotics and observation, regardless of lab results.

- >1 month old and <3>1 month old and <3 size="4">Helpful Tips!
One of the most common patient transfers we get is infants with fever. The outlying hospital is often unable to place the IV, obtain CSF, and/or obtain urine and blood. I thought I might offer a few tips for those adult people out there who hate taking care of kids.

Pain control: We use Sweet-Ease (a very, very, very sweet sugar water that works by blocking the pain receptors) to ease the pain associated with venipuncture, catheterization, and spinal tap. Just dip the pacifier into the liquid and let the baby suck on it. If they aren't sucking well, you can use a 1cc syringe (without needle - duh) to drip the liquid into the babies mouth. Sweet-Ease is supposed to work up to 6 months of age, but seems to work best in the younger ones. I've used it and the baby did not cry once for the IV placement, blood draws, or urine catheterization. Other times it doesn't seem to help at all.

Parents: Explain to the parents what you are doing. This is a very traumatic experience - if your hospital allows them to stay in the room, give them the option to stay. Also, be sure to let them know it is OK for them to leave the room if they would rather not watch. Tell them if you'll be using Sweet-Ease (or substitute) to help with the pain.

Yourself: Don't be too proud to not stick. If you don't feel comfortable, don't do it. You could ask for a NICU nurse to come help. Or, have your local pediatric hospital take the patient. Save the baby and the parents the trauma of multiple sticks (plus, it makes you look bad when you try 18 times for an IV, then send the baby to the children's hospital and we get it first try). Unless the baby is in distress, an hour or two is not going to make a huge difference in their recovery.

Urine: Get urine first - if the baby hasn't been feeding well, you don't want to lose the urine when they pee while you're sticking them with needles. Use a 5 French catheter. Little boys are fairly easy, you just have to work a bit to get past the prostate sometimes. It helps to pull the penis towards the ceiling while you're inserting the catheter. Little girls are slightly more difficult. Newborn females have anatomy that is a little (OK, a lot) different than older females. Have your holder hold the baby's legs spread and up (think lithotomy position). With your non-dominant hand spread the labia, then pull them up to expose the urethra. When you're cleaning the area, look for the "wink" - the urethra will open up and close when you touch it with your swabs. Aim for that wink, and go for it.

IV: Look around! Don't automatically think AC (think about it: infants are always waving their arms around - not being able to bend the elbow is a pain). The pudgier the infant, the more difficult to find an AC, in most cases. Infants often have good hand/wrist veins, but try to avoid those very superficial, skinny veins. The saphenous vein tends to be a good place as well - even if you can't see it, it's there (just anterior to the medial malleolus - see the picture). Scalp veins are amazingly easy to put an IV into, but are a little freaky looking for the parents. It takes a little extra work to secure the IV as well. Finally, if your institution has a NICU, ask one of their nurses to come help you out - they're wizards with baby IVs.

Blood: If the IV is bleeding well, go ahead and get your CBC from that - about 0.5 cc is all that is necessary. The blood culture should be obtained via a separate stick than the IV to avoid contamination. Look wherever your IV isn't - hands, AC, feet, ankles, etc. I personally have a harder time drawing labs than placing IVs, so if I don't find a promising vein, I'll have someone else draw.

CSF: The physician or physican's assistant will perform the tap - a lot of our docs like to have the baby in a sitting position. If your hands are big enough, you can pull down on the baby's shoulders with your thumbs and push their abdomen with your fingers to flex their spine. It looks uncomfortable, but it makes the vertebrae open up nicely. Don't forget to use Sweet-Ease - you may need one other person to dip and hold the pacifier for the baby.

I hope this has been helpful. I may try to post more pediatric tips in the future. Do you have any tips or stories about taking care of babies with fevers in the hospital (or as a parent)?

Regarding older kids with fevers, Ian at ImpactEDNurse has a much more well written post, if you're interested.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Depressing week

Multiple child abuse cases, MVC patient whose family was killed, coworkers losing loved ones to cancer...

Bleah.

Tis the season.

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Evil is Alive and Well

It doesn't always have a shape
Almost never does it have a name
It maybe has a pitchfork maybe has a tail
But evil is alive and well
It might walk upright from out of the inferno
May be coming horseback through deep snow
It's ragged and fat hungry as hell

Evil is alive and well
Evil is alive
Evil is well
Evil is alive
Evil is well
On your feet to the tower and yell
Evil is alive and well

May be too humble to want to speak
May have a blood soaked bird in it's teeth
Smoked filled skies and bees in the well
Evil is alive and well
Maybe in a palace it may be in the streets
May be here among us on a crowded beach
May be asleep in a roadside motel
But evil is alive and well

Evil is alive
Evil is well
Evil is alive
Evil is well
On your feet to the tower and yell
Evil is alive and well

It's well
Down in every ditch
Up on every hill
It's well
I've got my radio on
Drowning the bells

When midnight's done and the day won't start
And All I ever gave you was a broken heart
It's hard to admit but it's easy to tell
That evil is alive and well

Spend a few hours in our ED and you will see that evil is alive and well:
Beaten babies, raped teens, psychotic kids.

Parents that don't give a shit.

A system that can't do enough.
And we smile through it all.

(song by Jakob Dylan)

Monday, October 13, 2008

Unpleasant Things I Do To Children

- Suck snot out of their noses and pharynx with tubes
- Poke them with needles
- Stick thermometers in their rectums
- Drain urine from their bladders with tubes
- Swab their throats
- Swab their rectums

and finally,

- Hold them down while someone else pokes them with needles, resets their fractured bones, sticks tubes into/swabs their various body cavities, etc.

Update: 100 Push Ups

Week 3's push ups didn't go so well. In fact, they didn't go at all.

I've got a couple of good excuses though!

1) Worked 3 12 hour shifts in a row over the weekend
2) Got a cold
3) I'm lazy
4) The assigned amount of push ups nearly doubles

All of those combined to make me not do them, so I'll probably repeat week 2 this week then continue on with week 3 after.

The second week's push ups went as follows:

Day 1: 9 + 8 + 6 + 4 + 11.5

Day 2: 11 + 9 + 7 + 7 + 21

Day 3: 10 + 10 + 8 + 8 + 21

Monday, September 29, 2008

Update: 100 Push Ups

Well, a week has gone by in the 100 Push Ups attempt.

If you've looked at the 100 Push Ups plan, you'll see a general idea of what the first week consisted of (my plan is a little different because I'm using the "old-fashioned" plan).

For your reading pleasure, I'll give you my stats:

September 19 (Pre-test): 11 push ups

September 22 (Day 1): 7 + 7 + 5 + 4 + 7

September 24 (Day 2): 9 + 8 + 6 + 5 + 7

September 27 (Day 3): 10 + 8 + 8 + 5 + 14

The pre-test entailed that I do as many push ups as I was physically able to perform (sad, isn't it?). That number determined which track I will follow for the rest of the 6 weeks.

I rested 60 seconds between the day 1 sets, 90 seconds between the day 2 sets, and 120 seconds between the day 3 sets. The last number on each day was a max to failure. I doubled my maximum, even after doing more push ups, on day 3. We'll see if the results continue to be as impressive.

I had to take an extra day of rest between day 2 and 3 because my arms and pecs were extremely sore. A nasty side effect of these sore arms was a continual fine tremor for a day or two after the first 2 days of push ups (which made placing IVs and catheters extremely difficult...).

I'll be doing another set this evening. Wish me luck!

P.s. It turns out my brother has been doing the 100 Push Ups program for a few weeks now - show him some Twitter love.